10. Thought the house was too orderly
9. Never did like having a full night's sleep
8. Wanted my vet to get a new BMW
7. Thought the furniture looked too nice
6. Love the sounds of puppies morning, noon, afternoon, evening, midnight, pre-dawn, etc.
5. Garden and backyard needed renovations and didn't want to pay a gardener
4. Neighbors didn't complain enough
3. Kids weren't enough of a challenge
2. If you can train and show one dog, why not 10?
1. Wanted to see if spouse really meant those vows
ANTIC, September, 2001
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