How To Make A Puppy Pie

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Posted 07/26/06

Take one puppy, roll and play until lightly pampered, then add the following:

1 cup patience
1 cup understanding
1 small pinch of correction
1 cup (well-packed) hard work
2 heaping cups of praise
1 ½ cups of fun, any flavor

Blend well.

Now heat with the warmth of your heart until raised or until puppy has doubled in size.

Mix with owner until consistency is such that the owner and puppy are one.

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ANTIC, March, 2006