"When a man's best friend is
his dog, that dog has a problem."
"Dogs feel very strongly that
they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise
for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity,
perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
"Whoever said you can't buy
happiness forgot about puppies."
"Don't accept your dog's admiration
as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
"If there are no dogs in Heaven,
then when I die I want to go where they went."
"The average dog is a nicer
person than the average person."
"I loathe people who keep dogs.
They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."
"If I have any beliefs about
immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and
very, very few persons."
"There is no psychiatrist in
the world like a puppy licking your face."
"In dog years, I'm dead."
ANTIC, March, 2010
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