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Posted 06/17/10

Doggone Good Quotes ...
Doggone Good Quotes ...
Doggone Good Quotes ...

"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem."
Edward Abbey

"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
Dave Barry

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
Robert Benchley

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."
Gene Hill

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
Ann Landers

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
Will Rogers

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
Andrew Rooney

"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."
August Strindberg

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
James Thurber

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
Ben Williams

"In dog years, I'm dead."

ANTIC, March, 2010

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