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Posted 11/28/06

From the Internet . . .

You know you are owned by a dog when ...

You have a mental list of people you would like to spay or neuter

Running out of paper towels is a household crisis

You stick fake reindeer antlers on the dog and photograph him for your Christmas cards

Your checks show a dog

You pray they will someday manufacture Teflon furniture

You absentmindedly pat people on the head or scratch them behind their ears

You not only allow dogs on the couch, guests have to sit on the floor because the dog has "territorial issues"

You and your vet are on a first name basis and the telephone number of the veterinary clinic is on speed dial

You tell your children to "heel!" in the grocery store

You know all the characteristics of a "good stool"


Author unknown
September, 2006

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